I never let them see me cry, or let them know I hated myself.
*Insert Durv meme here*
(Crying on who low we got)
I'm sorry, Are You Fucking Serious,Right Now?
(His rain from his eyes continues)
Now,With Accurate English Subtitles
Hello Blazers, No fuckers here. how you guys doing today welcome to a brand new video.
What is up people? Hope you're doing good.
I'm doing pretty good as you guys can see
I finally got a life for myself, so I don't look like fucking Nfkrz and the meme machine,
that is dripping with grease anymore in my videos. Not gonna have the skin colour of the eggboi from the emoji movie anymore,Okay.
Okay, the only thing I'm gonna do with my eggplant emoji is uh... (Let me guess,be like The Eggboi or Dr Eggman?)
Put it up your mama's ass lol. (I don't get jokes like this)
Anyways guys today,
We're going to may have a rather short video because I'm gonna be honest I didn't have much time recently
I was just getting so much pussy(Kitties,Right?)
If you guys have watched my last video you guys know that I am now a legit Russian rapper known as Lil Vodka.
Ya ya ya hey ya
*throwing the lyrics for this out the fucking window* Cuz I not doing this shet.
Pretty much my song is a huge hit with everybody I know and I'm not even trying to spread this shit,Uknow.
You know I'm not the type of person to go around and say check out my mixtape brah
So yeah,I just want to say that Lil Vodka your favorite Russian rapper better than Face and Lil Pump
I am working on a music video
So uhh be on the lookout for that.
another real cool thing that happened while I was you know fucking around is uhh.
Durv responded to my video on him only on Twitter(which He can't see cuz he banned) Durv,the legend,history is right here.
Hey NFKRZ,U dumb fuck Your- you're* so dumb that you don't realize this is a fake fucking channel and not mine.
Retard. (Wow,Clearly that's not nice use of words,Durv)
Not only am I deeply hurt by uh Durv clearly not using pg-13 language
I think your mum should be watching over your Twitter because uh,Durv that kind of behavior,is gonna get you
you POPPED on these streets boi,and as well Durv you really- you really can't tell me
I'm a dumb fuck when you cannot spell the word you're instead of calling me a dumb fuck on the internet
maybe you've got you know we got a revise for the English literature test that's coming up.
Because it's nothing it's not looking good for you with that kind of grammar
Having a Gucci shirt does not mean that mrs. Fucking Smith your substitute teacher is not-
is not going to beat your ass. Another cool thing Pyrocynical being a genius once again
Dugged up an old picture of me right here that is me sitting in the middle of there.
Pyrocynical,I will make sure to dig up the oldest pictures of you possible and show them to my entire subscriber base on YouTube.
Because that's how we roll out here.
I'm not actually mad for those who are wondering okay?
Scarce don't make your video saying "NFKRZ is exposed by Pyrocynical.
Oh wait,I'm actually not relevant enough the last time
I've been in a Scarce video was like 10 fucking years ago(or 1 billion years ago)
Right guys,what I wanted to talk about for today's video when I just stumbled on the Internet is uh
was really upsetting to me, I wanna check out today you guys all know the Sir-
(Wait,Did you got a fucking horse in your house? I thought you got a life,now.)
B L Y A D. My mom literally laughs like a fucking horse,um I apologize.
Anyways,as I was saying all you guys know
Very bad click bait channels on YouTube and the sort of niche of clickbait my channels on YouTube that just that just does like
really lowercase titles that are very,very overdramatic.
It's like usually "my dad caught me falling",
"I'm driving away from a police chase" or something like that or
"kid gets arrested by the police for using the fidget spinner" or
" a kid gets Suspended from school because of a fidget spinner" some- some dumb shit like that you know.
or for example "I can rap faster than Eminem"
they really cannot rap like me because you know, I am the rap God
and I definitely can rap faster than Eminem
*Best Rapper 2017/2018*
*Another "Great" Rapper*
alright but today, I want to discuss one particular video from one of the channels like this that really interested me
I want to take a quick look at today and examine it's called "IYouTube" (Sounds me an I-phone ripoff.)
you know- just you know your generic sort of a clickbaiting channel that sort of genre (I guess you could that this channel would win the master baiter awards,Get it? Aw,Screw it no one gets these Adult jokes these days.
You can see you know incredible titles "kid drops new iPhone in Sewer"
"Clown in the sewers tryed*-tried
That's not spelled correctly by the way, please fix IT. (Fuck off,Pennywise)
"Why did I let my son do this?"
"I found this in my backyard"
That's yo mama's pussy right there in the picture. * Idiot laughing again* "the glass wasn't strong enough"
That's- that's- that's Harambee over there on the picture. (Looks more like a lion)
"I caught my pet monkey doing this"
Would you see some fucking chilli csgo monkey just sit in bed? I mean
Right so you know you've seen shit like this before but one video in particular really interested me
And I just had to check it out this video is called
"I'm ending my life today" (Well at least it's not me)
uh Three dots you. Just gotta have the three dots at the end. I mean, that's- that's look
That's a great title that- that is surely going to get clicks. Maybe perhaps. I should title this video-
*Talking cut off by insane laughing* (Okay am I hearding a laugh track?)
You see my joke was so fucking funny that my mom is pissing her ass off
and she doesn't even know English. Real talk thought, there's like no soundproofing in my room.
I fucking hate my life, and I need to move so yea guys. Let's check out the video
I'm sure you will find it very very entertaining
*Worst stock youtube intro and why did Iyoutube want me to enter it? Not entering*
Okay wanna join my free gift card giveaway. That's a classic.
*Reading the actual title in the video*
Yeah
That looks exciting right? I mean check out that you know sort of vine compilation-esque control.
This mean,It's going to be a lot of fun with the title I'm ending my life today
Hell yeah, what else could it be? My name is Kaelynn,Okay?
It looks very happy,bright young girl
Nice picture right there,great.
Why is the music so sad though uh?
I was physically abused for 2 years? Oh boy.
So this is one of those fucking Amanda Todd videos.
What is this? Is this actually real?
Eh,If you guys don't know how Amanda Todd is. It's that
It's that you know it was a very viral story of how this girl killed herself and drank bleach, hahaha (funny meme with laughing face that looks like either like an emoji or Ricegum)
Yes, drinking bleach is fucking hilarious(In reality,No)
It was a pretty viral story about how we shouldn't bully people and judge them and stuff like that.
But let's uh keep watching this video see what it has in store.
Then after my mom died,I have,I was sexually abused
This is a sad video. This is an actual genuine video this guy took from somewhere.
I don't know where he got this maybe he got it from YouTube,
He got it from Facebook so I guess let's keep watching the video then um
Okay,Do I really want to repeat to words that has been in the video? Watching the intro,it's the same fucking clips that Everyone uses when before they start the video.
No,Good. NOW FUCK OFF!
I'm sorry,but are you fucking kidding me? (You wished it was)
This is so fucked up that it's actually hilarious
Like I mean- I feel like kind of fucked up for laughing at this
But come on, come on,Okay so what this video basically is is that the guy who owns this channel,IYouTube
The clickbaiter(masterbaiter) genuinely, downloaded the video from Facebook or whatever of this girl pouring her heart out
She's pouring her soul out to us and telling us about the abuse. She's gotten through and hot stuff
She's going through and half through the fucking video?
We see a message pop up
D0 y0u wAnnA j0in mY frEe gifT cArd giVewAy?
I mean guys. This is just a new low for clickbait on YouTube honestly. I've never seen something like this
I mean at this point you just play the fucking Amanda Todd video and a
Asked to smash the motherfucking like button if you agree
So basically this video is this girl like telling how you know she has suicide attempts, but she actually got through it
And how we shouldn't bully people and stuff like that you know it's a sad video, but it has a pretty positive message
Then it plays another one basically of another girl doing the same sort of Amanda Todd situation,uh,basically
she's describing what has been said to her that hurt her very very a lot. You know "go cut your wrists some more"
"Kill yourself the world would be better"
subscribe for a chance-
*The video is sponsored by laughter,the No.1 best medicine in the world*
I mean come on,come on. If that's not perfect timing. I don't know what is. (This part of the video get a SuperB from the Rhythm Tengoku series)
Like this girl How people bullied her basically she's saying people told me "go cut your wrists" "kill yourself" and as well
They told her to subscribe for a chance at-
*Laughing* Hundre- fiv- $500 in gift cards.
I mean I know I understand Lspy Jimmy,
I understand I rap faster than Eminem.
But when you actually take like
like Suicide Confession videos and put
banners over them to say subscribe for gift cards,
that is next level fucking cancer. (Youtube Cancer has leveled up to lv. IDon'tfuckingknow.)
I mean Jesus Christ.
so then this video continues with basically the same message.
You know,you gotta stop bullying and you gotta get through.
So it plays very,very sad music the video if the video ends basically and...
That's it
*NFRKZ achived nothing after he watched this video*
Look My dude, you cannot just cut so anxious saying subscribe and follow my Twitter,When you- *laughed*
When your literally stolen like fucking suicide video notes okay, you've stolen suicide video notes from Facebook, dude.
And you literally put them in your video put fucking, "join my free gift card giveaway banner" over it.
Put like five ads on the video. Title of the video
"I'm ending my life today"
and upload on your fucking Clickbait channel
This is just-- if you guys ever see something on YouTube that tops this.
Send me that shit because boi,This is *insert pyrocynical quote*. Okay. This is just fucked.
Oh, so many moral levels
But at the same time is hillarious because people just don't give a shit at this point
You know people who clickbait so much that they don't give a fuck, what they clickbait,You know.
next thing this guy's just going to take fucking Isis beheadings, and he's gonna put-
uh-
Banning saying "enjoy my gift card giveway" over a guy getting his
head cut off by a knife or some shit and the videos gonna be titled...
"My friend got killed for getting a fidget spinner out in school" or some shit like-
*Laugher is back at it again*
Oh my god guys. I cannot fucking believe this. I guess,I'm done with the internet today if I'm gonna be honest,
I'm just done.
Anyways guys regardless of that. Thank you so much for watching this video today
If you guys did enjoy it.
Please make sure to slap the motherfucking like button and of course,If you have any worse clickbait examples that cross every single moral grounds ever.
Send me,Send them to the comments,Okay. Anyways guys that is pretty much it for today's video.
I hope you guys enjoyed it, and I will see you guys in the next one.
Peace!
Subtitles by Golden Bones